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Jul 31, 2014 / 199,190 notes

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via phobias)

Jul 31, 2014 / 4,511 notes

(via sorry)

exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job
Jul 31, 2014 / 54,286 notes

exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job

(via orgasm)

Jul 31, 2014 / 700,957 notes

iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

image

I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

(via succeeding)

so-personal:

everything personal♡
Jul 31, 2014 / 60,543 notes

so-personal:

everything personal♡

Jul 31, 2014 / 266,768 notes

(via cramp)

Jul 31, 2014 / 453,953 notes

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via virginity)

Jul 31, 2014 / 212 notes

And that’s how amateurs end up at 7 pm on their birthdays. Face down and written on. Bam. luv yu babee

(via jtwayiam)

Jul 31, 2014 / 340,441 notes

(via fxqing)

Jul 31, 2014 / 308,603 notes

omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

image

(via succeeding)

Jul 31, 2014 / 26,337 notes

sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!

(via cramp)

gifss-heaveen:

Follow me for more gifs !
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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via orgasm)

Jul 31, 2014 / 259,662 notes

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via phobias)

schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here
Jul 31, 2014 / 117,592 notes