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Apr 23, 2014 / 300,959 notes

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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Apr 21, 2014 / 332,565 notes

foodnun:

earthnation:

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

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Apr 21, 2014 / 428,203 notes

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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Apr 21, 2014 / 178,648 notes

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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so-personal:

everything personal♡
Apr 21, 2014 / 519,253 notes

so-personal:

everything personal♡

Apr 21, 2014 / 157,235 notes

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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Apr 21, 2014 / 336,941 notes

bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

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Apr 21, 2014 / 304,029 notes

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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Apr 21, 2014 / 204,481 notes

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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anotherreallybadblog:

"Marge…this may be hard to believe…but I’m stuck in two vending machines."
Apr 20, 2014 / 18,953 notes

anotherreallybadblog:

"Marge…this may be hard to believe…but I’m stuck in two vending machines."

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Apr 20, 2014 / 105,977 notes
Apr 20, 2014 / 1,916 notes

ok reblog this if you’re offline

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Apr 20, 2014 / 44,688 notes

mvrmur:

I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button   

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Apr 20, 2014 / 420,330 notes

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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Apr 20, 2014 / 119,084 notes

bitchpuddinq:

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

(via cramp)